Teacher: “I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Monday, January 17, 2011
Running race –defined
Blonde: Why all these people are running?
Man: This is a race, the one who reaches the destination first will get the cup.
Blonde: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
Lecture on population
Teacher: In India, every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Sardar: We must find her & stop her.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
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