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Monday, January 17, 2011

Marriage

Woman: Darling!!After our marriage I’ll reduce your problems and thereby reducing your worries
Man: But….. I don’t have any problems
Woman: Darling!!!We are not married yet.

Girlfriend defined mathematically

Addition of problems,
Subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies &
Division of friends.

After Exam scene

Father: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend borrowed it.He wants to scare his parents.
Father: !!!!!!

Blondes’ Understanding stuff

A Blonde was writing very slowly
Man: What are you doing?
Blonde: I’m writing to my 6 year old son, he could not read fast